Reblog if you have a dirty mind. →
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this GUILTY.
Those ships that follow you everywhere wherever you go and manifest themselves in all the music you listen to and movies/TV shows you watch and eventually you can’t even live a normal life because everywhere you look you see your ship looking back at you. I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM. O.o
"Why are you single?" →
funniest10k: I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.